Let’s get some stuff straight. My name is not Nicole but that’s what we’re gonna pretend it is. At some point in my blog life I’m sure I will tell you all what my real name is but for the time being that information is going to remain anonymous. I’m a teen girl that lives on a farm in Maine. My name, age and living location will remain anonymous until I’m ready to share that with you all. I’d like to think of myself as a good friend but I know that is not always true. I’m very honest which in some cases is good but in most cases is bad. For the most part I keep my temper under control but once in a while I fall apart. Normally when i fall apart it’s because of my crush who is not named Derek but for this purpose I’m always going to refer to him as Derek. My crush also lives on a farm, about 30 minutes away from me. I’ve known him for about three years and for two of those years I’ve liked him. Of coarse when I’m around him I’m a total nerd. I know he doesn’t like me, there’s no doubt in my mind about that. We are so close that he tells me who he likes and it always seems to be one of my closest friends. And all my closest friends have crushes on him so I can’t talk to them about my feelings. I’ve come up with a totally crazy plan to show my love for him. Before leaving for boarding school next year I plan on taking him to the stream and kissing him in our favorite spot. Of coarse now that we’re talking about kissing I have to tell you that I’ve kissed four times. They were all dares but no matter what people think I count them. The first one was a diversion crush. I pretended to like him so no one would think I liked Derek. The diversion’s name was not Gabriella but for the purpose of this it is. You might be wondering why it’s Gabriella since that is a girls name. The reason behind that is his name starts with G and I don’t like any G names except his real name and Gabriella. No offense to people names Gregory or Garry etc.
Now back to kissing. My second kiss was in front of my 11 year old best friend. It was in the up stairs on her barn at her summer party. Yeah, I kissed this boy that completely disgusts me. His name is not Nick but for the purpose if this it is. Then later he and I made out. Please remember these were dares and I do not like any of these people except Derek. Oh I think I forgot to mention where Gabriella and I kissed. In the movie theater at “Hunger Games”. Gabriella is sounding weirder and weirder every time I type it.
Right, then my fourth kiss was was with a boy that is not named Rick but for the purpose of this it is.
Now away from kissing and back to my life. I live on a farm in Maine, I have a little sister, two dogs, four cats, and cows, chickens, pigs, horses etc. You might be thinking now that you wish you lived on a farm and let me tell you that you don’t wish that! In some cases it’s nice to have fields to run through but it’s not nice to have a step dad, who’s name is not Danny but is for this purpose, take me to school wearing clothes that smell like horse/cow shit. I love my mom very much and thankfully she loves me enough to shower before going into public with me. My little sister is a nose picking monster. Yes some times she is nice but a lot of times she isn’t. I’m sure that by the time I’m thirty I’ll have a scar under my lip from where I bite it. That’s my way of dealing. I’m on the brink of hurting someone or talking back (which will result in grounding) I bite under my lip. That happens a lot.
I love one of my dogs soooooooo much! The sweetest chocolate lab on earth! My other dogs isn’t my dog, she’s Danny’s dog. Her name is Bella. For real it’s Bella. Then We have our four cats: Oliver; Jar Jar (STAR WARS); Barney (not really but for this purpose yes); and last but not least, Buddy, who’s a girl. When we first names Buddy we didn’t know that Buddy was a she so we just kinda refer to her as a him out of habit.
Eww, I just made the worst grilled cheese on earth.
Well I have to go but for next time I’ll talk more about myself. I’d like to help other people with their problems because I find I’m very good at that. If you have a problem hold onto it and I’ll try to make something where people can contact me. I am, though, still very new to this whole blog thing.